Turnbolt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[B&W Drama Theater]

AMAZING!!!!

I don't think anything else on this site is this cool!!! If you could rate scripting, this would get a 1,000,000!!!!!

[B&W Drama Theater #5]

This is nothing short of FAN-tastic!!!!!

This is brilliant!!!!! This is the diamond in the rough you look for in the portal!!! I really enjoyed this a lot!!! You have a fantastically odd sense of humor and I love it!!! Also the set and character art is really stylized and cool!!! Thank you! This was a real breath of fresh air!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm SO going to look for the other 4 of these now!!!

[My tribute to'THE WALLET']

What... are you kidding me???

This was incredible!!! An artistic, well made and thoughty remake of an NG classic!!! Nicely done!!! I loved the three dimensional moments! And all this weighing in under 500k!!! A masterpiece!!! The original "The Wallet" author should be so proud to have inspired such genious!!! Bravo!

[Megaman goes to HELL]

Hillarious!!!

This was fun!

[Touchy subject]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!

[Linkin Park - In The End]

Make a better preloader!!!!!!!

I just moved into a new house and until my new subdivision gets all built up I have a crappy connection because right now there's no cable or DSL nodes. That will be resolved in a month or two, but watching your preloader is like watching old people fuck!!! And when it takes that much longer to load the film, and there's NO WAY of knowing how much is loaded and how much more I have to load, that stupid flipping "loading" sign makes me want to throw my computer out the window!!! I never made it to the 3 megs... so I won't vote on the movie until later, but seriously, dude, when it's THAT big, give me a "___% loaded" type of thing PLEASE!!! Or at least something more entertaining to look at!!!

funnydoodle responds:

sorry bout that.... this was because i still have not learnt how to make a percentage preloader when i was making this flash... i think it was about June last year... yeah... sorry again

[Squigo 6]

This was actually quite clever.

And well animated! Stylish. I liked it. It's a nice switch from the standard 3rd grade text book flip movie we see so often.

[The Wallet]

It's not really racist... it just sucks...

There's no way of knowing for sure if this is or is not intended as a racist statement, so that is a rediculous charge. It is, after all possible that the characters are colored differently for variety. From his profile there is no way to know if gumbercules is white, black or purple.
Basically this piece just either makes a weak kind of "Nice guy's finish last" type of statement, OR is a bit deeper, pointing out that the world our parents grew up in, where the right and wrong thing to do in a simple situation were so clear, is now dead leaving us in an uncertain place, where trying to even HELP a person can result in danger, suspicion, stalking even death.

Either way, however, it is a bad film. BLECH!

[What the Portal needs...]

Not bad.

I love the little baseball head guy! For a simple film clip he looks ten times better than most of the stars of a lot of the other portal features! You should make adventures with him or something!!! This was a cute statement about the portal and it's nature, but I too think it could have been said with a bit more "oomph"! The only complaint I had was due to the length of the picture, the NFG loop becomes hard to live with... still I gave it a 3 because hey, New Found Glory! Keep it up! Do more and bigger! Stay up late and daydream often!!!

-Bolt!

[Strawberry Clock VI]

That was EXCRUCIATING!!!!!

This was the most painfully dragged out, GOD AWFUL piece of crap I have ever waited WAY too long to load!!! Why do people promote this as good??? The tweens take hours to play out and there is nothing funny about it!!! I think people say it's so good as a cruel joke so that people will actually sit there and load it and watch the whole thing waiting for something great to happen and feel HORRIBLY hoaxed when it never does!!! This was a REAL disappointment!!!!