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[Professor Layton pt. 3]

Luke is one irritating little...

That kid... I'm surprised that Professor Layton hasn't shot him in the face yet... HAHAHA!

That poor little girl!

Skaijo responds:

Luke would only revive shortly afterwards and you'll be spent ammo.

[Professor Layton pt. 2]

OMG!

Somebody throw Luke out of a WINDOW!!!

HAHAHAHA!

This is a very funny series... when the Prof loses it... the sound suffers a bit.

Skaijo responds:

He'd just come back stronger than ever--and then you'll be left with a broken window. xD

[Emo kids O///O]

um...

So... in the movie the "emo kid" came up to your character in an effort to be friendly and asked if you wanted to watch a movie with him... granted a horribly crappy movie... but he was trying to be nice.

Then YOUR character in return... chooses to go into a psychotic murderous rage... shooting and repeatedly stabbing the kid for trying to be friends and hang out with you... basically behaving like a rabid animal with no redeeming qualities whatsoever...

Your character COULD have chosen to say "no thanks" and then call the kid a tool behind his back when he left... but instead you chose the "life in prison, possible execution, destruction of a kid's family's lives, never have any friends for the rest of your sick, miserable existence" route...

Yes... clearly the "emo kid" is the freak in this cartoon...

One star for the pure WTF factor.

WolfandDemo responds:

wow, i actually like this review, good job with that turn around, you sir will not be called a fag, because you put up a good argument and agreed with high school musical being crappy.

[Say No 2 fur coats]

I like your message...

I was all ready to give this a bad rating simply because I'm growing tired of all the PSA's and political cartoons...

But you did a good job of making it look so horrible... and I do hate animals getting killed for bullsh#t reasons!

I am a meat eater... bit I don't like the fur industry or just hunting for sport.

Your animation is a little comical for such a heavy message, but if that is your style... then that is your style.

Rovertarthead responds:

Haha yeah i did make it sorta like some POWERfull stuff but i just did it. And it is terrible that they kill inoccent animals of NO good reason. Well they have farms and use animals for testing medicen and lots of crazy messed up $#*t thats just wrong.

And thanks for your review!

[Sadja's Soul]

Not bad.

I liked the kinetic set.

I liked that the pace was frantic except for the main character (which is part of the point).

I like the message it sends.

I like the soundtrack and think the animation fits the music well.

I LOVE the simplicity of the whole thing... I really believe with a simple, profound message like this that less is more!

My only complaint is when you hit the "replay" button, you have to go back through all the opening credits which takes about 15 seconds it feels like. I would prefer to just watch the cartoon again at that point.

nal1200 responds:

LOL yeah. The original movie starts about 100 frames (or more) in and I did gotoandplay (3).

I'm questioning that myself.

I probably won't do that from now on unless the title sequence is shorter.

Thanks for the help!

[Doodle.]

Here's the thing.

You've got some good ideas... and I like how it was confined to the piece of paper...

...but there are a LOT of "stick combat" cartoons on here, so if you do one, take the time to make the movement really good and really fluid.

shizuka6288 responds:

Good point but it was made in the sense of humor. also i was working on a deadline and couldnt do it to wekll as i wouldve liked

[Pixtropolis City]

Fun and to the beat...

Well done. I liked how you each brought in your own individual styles yet kept it pixelated.

Fun, zippy music video!

[The big heads episode 1]

HAHAHAHAHA!

Not the tightest animation... but it works well with the subject matter.

This is funny in a corny, little kid kind of way... but I definitely found it amusing!

oldlyshapedchris responds:

haha thanks. cuz that was what i was going for :D

[Milk & OJ Bestest Friends]

The part I liked best was...

I was sitting there laughing at all the goofy, cutesy stuff they were doing together and then I thought... Milk and O.J. TOGETHER??? That would make me sick!

Needless to say the ending cracked me up.

Simple, fun and short. I liked it.

Battosai810 responds:

Thanks!
Honestly, a lot of people I knew didn't know Milk and OJ made you sick until they saw this. Glad you knew ahead of time :)

[Leave Your Brain Behind]

Creative and kickass!

Soundtrack went well with the film.

Loved the black and white and the use of negative space in some sequences.

This was trippy and cool. Less is more! You kept it simple and it worked out great. Nice.

KidneyThief responds:

Thank you very much