Turnbolt

Age/Gender: 36, Male
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Job: Firefighter/EMT

I'm Chris! I posted one submission in 2002 and then life took over. Now I'm back! I dig Skateboarding, UFC, Roller Coasters, WWE, Comic Book Movies and My Dogs (I literally have a small pack of dogs... and am not referring to my "homeboys")!

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Score: 7
Back to the Cubeture 1

"Fun game, but..."

date: October 12, 2009

I can't win the DAMNED horse race and therefore can't continue!!!

October 12, 2009

Author's Response:

If you really can't make it, try using (window's) On-Screen Keyboard. You can both press space and click it for more keypresses!

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Score: 7
Charlie the Unicorn 3

"Not for everybody... but decent..."

date: April 10, 2009

I can't give you a great score because these just aren't for me... but I think there is a cult audience for these.

The annoying little unicorns are funny and the bitterness of Charlie is hysterical and I always LOVE the end where his organs are stolen...

...but then somewhere in the middle it just keeps going and going and you're ready for it to end... it becomes exhausting.

But like I said... maybe the long, drawn out, irritating part just isn't my cup of tea.

I think you're very creative! GO DRUGS!!! HAHA! :D

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Score: 10
Cat Face 8

"I like it!!! I really really like it!"

submission: Cat Face 8
date: April 10, 2009

You've done something here that is creative and has a real charm to it!

The art is crisp and the voices are clear and well done!

Cat face is a fun and pleasant little character and I actually want to know what he will say next... I like the little guy!

This is good stuff. You're actually doing something here and not just making toilet jokes (not that toilet jokes don't have their place on NG).

I will definitely check out more of your work.

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Score: 10
hot ham water 9-11

"Great stuff!"

submission: hot ham water 9-11
date: April 10, 2009

I'm still a huge fan!!! Simple, hysterical... brilliant!

I noticed Birdsie is a bit more edgy in these... I'm wondering if this is going to continue to progress as the series goes and Soupie becomes more frustrating... or if you just decided to amp up the humor by making him angrier.

Hooray for freedom!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Score: 9
.New Grounds.

"DUDE!"

submission: .New Grounds.
date: April 1, 2009

You D!CK!!!!!

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Score: 1
Greetings China

"How does this get a ten?"

submission: Greetings China
date: April 1, 2009

It's a flag. It's a still flag... with music.

Nothing happens except music... and a screen that is a flag.

You welcome China by boring them?

I did not find this entertaining.

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Score: 9
F I S H I N G

"Eggcellent..."

submission: F I S H I N G
date: April 1, 2009

I am eggstatic to see such an eggciting cartoon which makes such an eggsquizit point!

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Score: 9
qho episode4-HELP

"Nice!"

submission: qho episode4-HELP
date: April 1, 2009

Simple... funny... well drawn. I love the style and the message is funny too.

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Score: 2
Hammer 'n' Sickle

"Not a fan."

submission: Hammer 'n' Sickle
date: April 1, 2009

I can see what you were trying to do, but this required no effort and the joke was kind of weak.

...can't wait to see what new Communist China Newgrounds will do with my post this time!!! :D

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Score: 10
I Like Chinese!

"I enjoyed it."

submission: I Like Chinese!
date: April 1, 2009

Of course Eric Idle's song is the main feature, but your animation was light, whimsical and pleasant and went well with the song!

Thanks... I will watch this again when I need a stress breaker.

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